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Joke of the Day

"Kenyan men are the best at long distance relationships."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"My boss dropped a pen, bent to pick it up, my b-ball instincts took over, I slapped his ass, said 'nice hustle' & now I need a new job."

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position"

"Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants."

"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"