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Joke of the Day
"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"
"I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever."
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired... I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed..."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"
"I bet when the first guy wore glasses everybody was like ""Oh la de da, excuse me Mr. I Need TWO Monocles."""
"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"