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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"

"A baby mosquito had just returned after his first flight. Daddy mosquito asked, ""So, son, how did it feel?"" The baby mosquito replied, ""Wow, Dad, it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me!"""

"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"

"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"

"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"

"Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her. The dog and I live happily together now."

"Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field"

"My book fell from above and hit me on my head All I can do is blame my shelf"