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Joke of the Day

"To those who are sad because nobody loves them at Valentine's Day, worry not... ...nobody loves you on any of the other days of the year either."

"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."

"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"

"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"

"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."

"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."

"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."

"I'm not afraid of death, so much as I am of dying! I wanna die how my father died, peacefully in his sleep, not like his screaming terrified passengers! *Gotham, Mondays on Fox*"

"What animal has 5 legs? A pit bull coming back from the playground."