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Joke of the Day
"What animal has 5 legs? A pit bull coming back from the playground."
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"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it."
"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."
"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"Why was purple jealous? Because red blue green."
"How do you starve a lazy person. You put the welfare check in his work boots."
"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"
" Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. "
"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."