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Joke of the Day

"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"

"[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*"

"How would you describe the average bully? Mean."

"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "

"Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years and the very day after he took that medicine he heard from America!"

"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("

"Mommy mommy I dont wanna see grandma! Mom: Shut up and keep digging."

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? **To kill its self** This is no joke **#CHICKENLIVESMATTER**"

"What do you call it when God masturbates? Jesus fucking Christ"