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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"Do you think you'll get fake teeth when you're old and gray? Might as well. Nothing dentured, nothing gained."

"Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room? NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull."

"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."

"my glass eye is freaking you out? sorry I didn't real eyes."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"