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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."
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"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."
"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."
"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."
"if trump was president and made trump insurance... the slogan would be ""trump insurance,we build a wall around your house"""
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."
"Not to brag, but I was voted ""Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal"" by everyone who has ever met me."
"CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!"