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Joke of the Day

"if trump was president and made trump insurance... the slogan would be ""trump insurance,we build a wall around your house"""

"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"

"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"

"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."

"It's only takes me 2.5 hours of wasting time on the internet to do five minutes of work."

"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"What is the new LGBT flavor enhancer for cunnilingus? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) creme brulee"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because youre a joke"