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Joke of the Day

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"Every time we disagree she suddenly wants a threesome, saying ""Now you're gonna fuck a nargue with me."" Please help me find a hot nargue."

"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"

"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."

"Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards? Because black boards matter."

"People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better."

"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""

"When u r married When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where........................."

"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."

"A programmer's wife says: ""go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."" He returns with 12 loaves of bread."