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Joke of the Day
"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."
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"only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free"
"There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's mainly just photos of Privates."
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"What Do They Call You? You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock"
"Whenever I Get in Trouble My Back Hurts I guess I have scold-iosis"
"What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer"
"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."