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Joke of the Day
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
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"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"
"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."
"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"
"What do farmers say when something is important to them? It plays a big tractor."
"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."
"What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming."
"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."
"If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food."
"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."