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Joke of the Day

"What Do They Call You? You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock"

"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."

"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."

"Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions? Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out."

"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."

"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."