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Joke of the Day
"There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's mainly just photos of Privates."
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"So a baby seal walks into a club"
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"All of the good tweets are either married or gay."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man. So I stuck it in her ass and called her Steve"
"My wife kicked me out due to my obsession with rubbing different types of pasta. Im feeling cannelloni right now."
"If I bought 1/4 of the Viagra the spammers are offering me, I'd have a hard on for the next 400 years."
"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."