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Joke of the Day

"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July"

"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."

"Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking. Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet."

"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."

"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"

"If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. #cool"