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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I Get in Trouble My Back Hurts I guess I have scold-iosis"
Next Joke
"People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone."
"""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald."""
"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"
"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."
"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"
"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."
"This man's dad was an atheist. Told me he was a god damned mother fucker."