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"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"
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"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"
"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."
"How do you frighten a Bee? Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!"
"People often accuse me of ""stealing other's jokes"" and being ""a plagiarist."" (Their words, not mine)"
"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"
"I say we give them 1 more day and if they can't come to an agreement then we initiate the 1st U.S. Hunger Games."
"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""
"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"