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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."

"Self-Love Joke When I was at the zoo, I couldn't figure out why a monkey was staring at me with its hand between its legs. Then it came to me."

"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm hyper observant Interviewer: You have mustard in your beard Me: Oh.."

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."

"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"

"The barman says: ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon enters a bar."

"It must have been so risky for pirates to slightly burn the edges of all their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."