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Joke of the Day
"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."
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"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"This Valentine's Day I'm single by choice Just not my choice"
"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"What does an amoeba call its friend? Cell mate."
"What is the difference between a young man and an old man? The young man shampoos his head and soaps his ass, the old man soaps his head and shampoos his ass."
"[texting] ME: I like you, I think you're cute MY CRUSH: oh um ME: HAHAHA omg my dog was chewing on my phone lol how did he type that"
"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"If someone starts a speech, ""I'd like to take this opportunity--,"" I interrupt by shouting, ""He's trying to take our opportunity! Grab him!"""