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Joke of the Day
"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"
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"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."
"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble everywhere."
"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."
"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""
"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!"
"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"