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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
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"I want to open i pizza place called Original Pizza, so that way if anybody asks if we deliver... yes, OP delivers."
"X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y."
"what's wrong if everything is all right? There's nothing left"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."
"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
"[10 mins into couples therapy] Therapist: I cannot help you two. Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen! T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!"
"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."