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Joke of the Day
"This Valentine's Day I'm single by choice Just not my choice"
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"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?"
"Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"
"What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? Cops"
"this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight"
"I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked."
"You know what they say when you gamble with Chinese food, you dim sum, you lose some."
"Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne"