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Joke of the Day
"How does Optimus Prime stay young looking? Autobotulism"
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"Congratulations to my ice maker for winning my fridge's annual ""Ice Maker of the Year"" award for the 4th straight year!"
"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."
"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
"I don't throw anything out anymore I just go to TGIFriday's once a month and glue more shit to the wall no one notices try it"
"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."
"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."
"Chuck Norris' erections hum."
"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."