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Joke of the Day

"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."

"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M' is silent."

"What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks? When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture."

"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"

"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."

"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."

"The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card."