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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant."
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"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a BDSM club. . . I guess people bond over different things."
"Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road."
"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"
"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."
"A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave. Another man walks by and says ""Good mourning!"""
"I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man... two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard."
"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."