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Joke of the Day
"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."
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"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? My son won't eat broccoli."
"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."
"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""
"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware, your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag."