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Joke of the Day
"What did Archimedes exclaim when he discovered his penis floated in water? URETHRA!"
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"For years I've been wiping my arse with my right hand. I now realise that I should have been using toilet paper."
"What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided"
"Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk."
"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."
"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"
"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise."
"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"
"Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?"
"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."