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Joke of the Day
"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."
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"What do you tell your wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"Carrying a warm burrito in the big front pocket of my sweatshirt is the closest I'll ever come to understanding motherhood."
"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"
"My friends got tired of the ""Chinese Fire Drill"". Instead, we shout ""Triangle Fire Drill"", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination."
"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."
"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."
"Alchoholic invester Is liquidating his assets"
"SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokemon in there"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."