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Joke of the Day
"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"
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"One day I'll cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
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"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."
"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"
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"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."
"The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead."
"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."
"I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me. Kids are assholes."