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Joke of the Day
"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"
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"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"
"Why can't ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices."
"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""
"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."
"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"
"Being molested by a teacher is twice as bad for home-schooled kids."
"[interviewer looks up from resume] in the skills, you wrote ""completing sentences? Yes."" wow. you ""'re hired?"" amaz- ""on prime?"" get out."
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"
"Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex."