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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."

"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."

"TIFU by reading a TIFU I forgot they're always horrible. Tl;dr: TIFU = bad"

"I'm having a hard time believing Jesus was a carpenter. He was a miracle worker. You'd think he'd just wave his magic wand and POOF! Bench."

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"

"What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai"

"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."

"Can I buy you a drink? ""I don't drink."" *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12."

"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."