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Joke of the Day
"What is Blair Walsh's favorite song? I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him"
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"i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift blank space"
"Life Advice Always keep your words soft and sweet - In case you have to eat them later."
"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
"So a baby seal walks into a club"
"How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell."
"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."