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Joke of the Day

"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""

"When I was younger, I was given a choice: a good memory or a long dong. I can't remember which I chose."

"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."

"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"

"I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. That was the joke."

"If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her"

"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"

"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."

"A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. ""Help!"" cried the cellist ""I can't swim!"" ""Don't worry"" said the violist ""just fake it."""