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Joke of the Day

"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""

"A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining And says ""ladies, is anything ok?"""

"Today I saw a poor, old lady fall. My first reaction was to laugh, but then I thought ""what if I was an ant, and she fell on top of me?"" then it didn't seem so funny anymore."

"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"

"If Reddit was a blanket, what type of blanket would it be? One with a high thread count."

"What is the summit of trust? Receiving a blowjob from a cannibal"

"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"