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Joke of the Day

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"

"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."

"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."

"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"I just recently became a vegetarian. I quit meat cold tofu."

"I went to a Rastafari's funeral last night... It was dreadful."

"The shortest distance between two points is always closed due to some bullshit construction that should've been finished a year ago."

"How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD"