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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."
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"Ive never been good with punctuation but I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store"
"Doctor: ""We got your test results back. I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."" Cat: ""Oh my god..."""
"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."
"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."
"When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."