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Joke of the Day

"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""

"A German tourist walks into a pie shop on Fleet Street in London And tells the lady behind the counter, ""I would like to become a pie."" And so he did."

"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."

"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."

"Non-alcoholic beer... Is like eating your sister's pussy. It tastes the same but deep down you know it just isn't right."

"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"

"I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship."

"My GPS sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says ""Recalculating""."

"What state has the best small sized soft drink? Minisoda"

"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."