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Joke of the Day

"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"

"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"

"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"

"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."

"If I were a manager at Stabucks I would be like, ""You showed up latte for work today!"" then when the laughing stops, ""but no, you're fired."""

"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"

"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"

"A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay I hope it's Dave- i think he's kinda cute"