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Joke of the Day
"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"
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"I just heard a guy arguing with his oven. Things got pretty heated."
"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)"
"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""
"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"
"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"
"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."
"He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind."
"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Most people respond, ""Arrr!"") That's what I thought too, but it turns out their hearts belong to the 'C'."