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Joke of the Day

"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."

"What do you call a tin boat? A hydrofoil."

"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"

"Me: let's try to catch snowflakes on our tongues! Wife: but we're inside.?. Me: shhhh, just close your eyes."

"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"

"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""

"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"

"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."

"Why is it so difficult to make a hooker smile? They're all crabby."

"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."