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Joke of the Day

"How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it."

"What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system."

"Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig)."

"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."

"Jamaica has declared war on drugs. Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs."

"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."

"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."

"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"

"A Roman walk into a bar A Roman walks into the bar, hold up 2 fingers and say '5 beer please'"

"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."