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Joke of the Day

"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."

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"A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ...""there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"" Doc says, ""Tell him I can't see him today."""
"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."
"Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran"
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"What is it called when Albert Einstein masturbates? A stroke of genius."
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."
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