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Joke of the Day
"How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans"
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"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
"What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his viagra? ""The erection is rigged!"""
"Girl are you the legendary Pokemon Mewtwo? Because I've been playing with my balls all day and you're nowhere to be found."
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."
"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."
"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"
"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."
"Are you a guitar? Because I want to wrap my hands around your neck."