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Joke of the Day
"What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his viagra? ""The erection is rigged!"""
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"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."
"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."
"When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a ""Bud."""
"I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer."
"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!"
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."
"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"