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Joke of the Day
"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
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"How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian? Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian."
"99 times out of ten, I'm making shit up."
"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"
"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."
"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."
"Alanis Morissette: It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma'am, nobody asked you to shop here."
"Three words to hurt a mans ego? ""Is it in?"""