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Joke of the Day

"I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said ""dust"" And that's how the fight started."

"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"

"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"

"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"

"Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick? He was told it was a shingles club."

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"If you're at a bar & see a security camera, make the Halpert Face at it. If the cops are ever reviewing the footage, it'll give em a laugh"

"The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise? Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!"

"Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs"

"Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !"