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Joke of the Day

"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."

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"If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that."
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."
"Your husband's super cute, is he single?"
"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"
"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"
"What did the dragon say as he entered the party? Hey, how are you *Alduin*?"
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"
"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."
"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"