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"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
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"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."
"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."
"I'd consider myself an artistic fetishist I go hard in the paint."
"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?"
"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."
"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"
"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."