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Joke of the Day

"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"

"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."

"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."

"Allergy alert: This tweet may contain peanuts."

"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"

"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place."