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Joke of the Day

"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"

"What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One has hydraulics the other has high bolics."

"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"

"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."

"WIFE: So, is Elon Musk an alien from another galaxy? ME: Nah, an alien would have a name made of random human sounds. Wait"

"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"

"What is nasal sex? Fuck nose"

"Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential."

"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"