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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"

"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."

"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."

"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."

"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"

"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."

"A Priest, rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar And orders a drink"

"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."

"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."