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Joke of the Day
"Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
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"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"
"Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street count the legs divide by two and subtract one for the Jew who catches it."
"BAGPIPE VS. ONION Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe."
"When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."
"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"
"What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain"
"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."
"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"
"What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination? Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"